An actual dream I had the other night, where I dreamed I was in New York

POSH HOTEL SECURITY MAN: Are you enjoying your stay miss lady thank you ma’am
ME: Yes! I’m really excited about being in New York, the city that can never sleep

(I jump and down frantically due to being so thrilled. The security man looks at me sternly)

ME: …Would you like me to leave the building
POSH HOTEL SECURITY MAN: By the back entrance, please