Month: January 2025

If The Media Had Used The Word “Controversial” In 1979 The Same Way They Do In 2025, Then I Think It Would Have Looked A Little Bit Like This

The controversial “Yorkshire Ripper” is still at large, continuing to elude police. The murderer, considered controversial by some for his slayings of innocent prostitutes, is believed to come from the controversial area of Sunderland.

The killer, whose controversial antics have caused outrage from both sides of the political divide, has recently sent West Yorkshire Police another of his controversial audio letters.

The latest controversial cassette from the chillingly controversial maniac states: “…I have the greatest of controversial respect for you, Controversial George. But god!… your controversial boys are letting you down, controversially.”

West Yorkshire Police are requesting that anyone from the controversial general public has any controversial leads, then to controversially phone them on their Controversy Line at 0113 496 8088.

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Peter Nogood

Peter Nogood just stands there
Every day in our town square
Peter Nogood stands and waits
At the blue grey iron gates

Peter Nogood never speaks
Never sings or shouts or shrieks
Peter Nogood stands and stares
While life goes by in this town square

Peter Nogood looks through the bars
Looks through the gate, into the yard
There’s nothing there for him to see
Or is something hidden from you and me?

What is he waiting for? Why is he there?
Day after day in our town square
Never seems to go home at night
Still standing there at dawn’s first light

Peter Nogood’s talked about,
Argued over day in and out,
Peter Nogood’s always news
In the absence of any clues

Peter Nogood is photographed
Phones held high as tourists laugh
Peter Nogood never reacts
To the circus that he attracts

Peter Nogood still stands there
Every day in our town square
Peter Nogood stands and waits
At the blue grey iron gates