As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house in white
There was a man, standing on the roof
shouting and screaming to the crowd
that was gathered there below
For he was sore afraid
Jump, you fucker, jump
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
and you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck,
broke his fucking neck
There was no blanket
Laugh? We nearly shat
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Fi-i-ilthy fuckers
Ahhhhhhhh-soles
